Funny

In "Dumb and Dumber," Jim Carrey asks his waitress, "What's the soup du jour?" The waitress says, "It's the soup of the day." Jim Carrey says, "Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." (There's a reason "Dumb and Dumber" is referred to as "Jim Carrey's 'Hamlet'" by people in the know.)

Well, yesterday I was at a car repair place. Guy comes in to pick up his car, and the girl behind the counter is giving him the rundown on what was right, what was wrong, what needed to be fixed, how much it cost, etc.

The girl says to the guy, "Okay, your tires were at 60 percent." He says, "What does that mean?" She says, "Sixty percent of a hundred." He says, "Oh, okay."